Bill Hansen considers himself smarter than the average bear, although admittedly he has never quite put that thesis to a test. He was born at a very young age and, much to his chagrin, has been getting progressively older ever since. He has a B.A. in Cultural Anthropology adorning his bathroom wall and it is by far the single most expensive piece of paper he owns. An award-winning photographer currently based out of Syracuse, NY, Bill's work has been exhibited multiple times at the New York State Fair and has been featured in several shows across Central New York.

He enjoys taking long walks on the beach; spontaneously singing nonsensical songs aloud for his own bemusement; going on spur-of-the-moment adventures with his beautiful wife, even if it means driving twelve-hours just to try duck fat poutine; and sometimes, just sometimes, he finds subtle satisfaction in a good cup of coffee. He rabidly dislikes bad drivers who tailgate and/or think that directionals are optional, close-mindedness, writing about himself in the third-person, and he truly disdains Newton's rings. His favorite cameras to shoot with include his Canon 40d, Holga & flipped-lens Brownie Hawkeye Flash, although his collection is decidedly more extensive than that.

If given a choice, Bill would rather be in Hawaii.